My first day of the college semester went well for the most part, despite the fact that I got horrifically lost and got blisters on my feet for wearing heels... Terrible, horrible idea, that. I went to my Math class, only to find that I had to trek to a completely different building to take some sort of aptitude test.

Be proud of me! I got 6 out of 32 questions correct on the mini-quiz! Yes, I -definitely- belong in MATH*0306, aka Pre-Algebra. It's okay though, 'cause I met the most adorable girl in that class. We're homeskillets, now. Her name is Courtney, and she's from Alaska. How sexy is that?

Oh yeah. Mommy likey. >8D

Other than that, I just found out that Rhys Ifans is playing Xenophilius Lovegood in Deathly Hallows! That man is sex on legs, and he looks kind of like Will Arnett, am I the only one who's noticed that?

Check it out for yourself!

He was genius in The Replacements. God I love that man~ <3

So like... I've been taking that magic little pill that makes all the babies go away, see? I've popped it ever since I was... 17, I believe?

Cue 4 years of absolutely no sexual interest whatsoever.

Now that my stupid mail-order peeps lost my prescription in the mail, I've had to go and get a new one. I've been off the pill for 2 months now.

And I gotta say.

I'm really, really horny. :|


Why yes, this was a completely pointless and random journal! So happy you noticed~

I would like to open a mental hospital themed restaurant.

Don't ask why.

However, I would definitely like to dress my employees up in nurse/doctor get-ups... maybe have some wear straitjackets with a muzzle... Or some other form of loony bin attire.

And oh yes. There will be padded walls, and themed dishes.

"I got one Sociopath Special, no onions, extra ketchup!"

I went and played around in lpgirl14's journal last night... All the little memes and such she has in there are just too cute, but some were depressing. X3;;

Like one for example. I will be going to the Seventh layer of hell. I am going to die by Pills + Alcohol on September 9th, 2034. And I am 79% gay. Well, let's just say I liked that last one there... Ha ha ha!

I stole the title for this journal from one of hers--it amused me.

Anyways... this one also has a point, I suppose.

I skimmed all through my journal entries that I have posted in here... there's not a lot, because I'm not too consistent with journal writing, but... looking at the ones I have written on here, I cringe.

I've begun to accept that as I age more year by year, I will always look back on the person I was and roll my eyes and sigh. I believe I started keeping this LJ in 2006, when I had just turned 18... The thing about being 18... well, you're legally an adult in age, but in mind, you're still a whiny, adolescent teenager. As I've gotten older, things have changed, especially things like RP posts, or comments on y!Gallery.

I think I'm okay with the fact that I'm always going to think myself stupid as I get older. Come 22, I'll look at these journal entries, and I will wonder what crack I have been smoking. Pffft. <3

I <3 my Shika-bb.

Who me? I wear absolutely nothing. |D

I'm trying to learn to feel sexy when naked.

"I've finally found my BFF."

What the fuck am I to you, then!?

We've talked it over. Once again, I misunderstand and read too deeply into things. I really should learn to let her explain before coming up with my fantastical assumptions. Man, I'm one hell of an insecure girlfriend.


Said girlfriend and I have broken up.

Oh well. v___v

I am going to make a horrible parent someday, if I am ever so inclined to reproduce... highly unlikely as it is, but... just the same. >8P

So Jessica's 15 year old brother was all like, "Plz don't tell Jess I'm sneaking out."

I ended up DRIVING the little punk and his kinda sexy little friend over to the place they were going to meet their other homeskillets at.

HAHAHA. I WOULD BE THE MOST AWESOME MOM EVER.

"MOM, CAN I GO SMOKE WEED?!"

"SURE HONEY. BE BACK BY 4 AM."

HAHAHAHAH XDDD

I am definitely, 100 percent positive that the cutest animal babies ever are baby penguins! Come on, haven't you ever seen all those super-cute penguin documentaries and penguin-themed films that've come out recently?

How cute are they!? I want a penguin for a pet... >3< <3

Aah, I've been living in sin since last Friday (the 19th). I've decided to get down to the nitty-gritty and go into detail just exactly what happened when I gave into my impulses and decided to see what getting drunk would feel like.

While I did not enjoy the feeling of the hangover, I enjoyed the feeling of inhibition and complete and total freedom. I am a reserved person by nature, and while I may seem all outgoing and OMFG I LOVE YOU, I'm really the type of person who would rather hole up in her bedroom and watch movies and read books all day just to escape reality. I know, I know~ >3> I've been told I'm nerdy plenty of times. Won't be anything new to me.

So, my best friend Jessica, her boyfriend, the boyfriend's roommate, and myself were all supposed to go out and have dinner on the exact date of my birth, aka June 16th. That fell through because Adam, the boyfriend-thing, had to visit his parole officer the next morning, so if he had a hangover, his P.O. would have been pissed. We ended up instead going out on that Friday. Brandon (the roommate), ended up leaving last notice to go down to his Dad's house to see him for Father's Day, so I didn't have to worry about drunken rape/sex/shit happening. Thank God my ass and other orifices were safe. Praise Jesus.

We go to dinner at Olive Garden and Adam decides to buy me a round of beer. I was talking to this gentleman next to me (who Jessica claims was totally checking me out), and I mentioned something about not liking the taste of Guinness too much. Unfortunately, I was saying this just as the bartender was taking drink orders, and he pops open a Guinness and pours it into a glass before I can say, "STOP!! D8"

I felt bad, so I plugged my nose and drank it all down in about... 6 gulps? And I felt very nauseated at that point. I ended up eating an appetizer, a full dish, salad, soup, and some of the shrimp off Jessica's plate just to ease the taste of the beer in my mouth. After that, I felt much better.

We had stopped earlier at Spec's Liquor Store, and I bought a bottle of wine all for myself and a 6 pack of Purple Haze raspberry beer. So we get back to Adam's place, and I crack open the bottle of wine and start on my first glass. I'm kind of relaxing and chilling out while we watched 'Bad Santa' on Adam's huge-ass projector that hooks up to his computer, their Wii system, and a TV. That thing is way awesome, I want a projector in my own home someday, too.

Adam says I'm not drinking enough, so I crack open a beer, and that crap just tasted like regular old wheat beer... I couldn't taste the raspberry flavor AT ALL. Talk about money wasted! Eventually I'm feelin' a little woozy, and to make matters worse, Adam pours me a shot of Jim Beam with some Coca Cola to deaden the acidity a bit for me. I'd never done shots before, so I'm struggling to get it down. He's like, "Just open your mouth and pour it down!"

I was having a bit of trouble with my eye-hand coordination, so I end up spilling my second shot on my brand new blouse. Luckily for me, it didn't stain, thank you lord...

By my third shot, I've already drank 3/4's of the bottle of wine, and three beers. After I downed the next one, I felt my stomach churn and my mouth salivate heavily. I seriously thought I was going to hoark!!

Jessica saved the day by coming into the bathroom while I was hunched over the toilet seat and began rubbing my back--it felt REALLY good, because the liquor sent me on some kind of sensory overload. I managed to keep it all down, but now I'm at the point of no return--I'm completely and totally trashed.

I'm writing these next parts from Jessica and Adam's viewpoints. They called me in the morning to ask how I was feeling, the bastards...

Adam's other roommate Donny comes home, and him and I are just chilling and talking... with my voice horribly slurred. I think I might have called my girlfriend sometime during the night, I'm not too sure. But all of a sudden I have the consuming urge to play Guitar Hero.

So I'm just rambling on about nonsense topics and I start playing. I accidentally put the difficulty mode on Expert... when I'm sober I can only play Medium. According to Jessica, Adam, and Donny, I was hitting all of the notes and not messing up at all when I was drunk. I was utterly shocked, and had the initial reaction of, "Oh my god, that's so fucking cool!!" XD

It's nearly 4 AM now, and I've nearly finished off the wine. I go into Adam's room and find a thong belonging to Jessica in his room. Apparently I really liked the color or some shit, and I came out holding them up and I said, "So Adam, do you keep these as a souvineer!?"
She'd confided to me before that they'd been sleeping together, and I was just kinda like... "So?"

Augh, to get back on topic... I went on a rant about this one guy that nearly tricked me into sleeping with him and he had some kind of shit going on with his junk... the bastard didn't even have the decency to tell me thar were issues with his plumbing and other equipment... douche.

We were contemplating crashing at his house, but I refused to sleep on the sofa. So Jess and I drive back to my house and I ended up crashing on the floor.

I woke up and had a huge headache (of course), and my Mom was like, "That's the hangover!"

And here I was expecting something else entirely... XD;;

Welp, that's really all that happened... but yes, that was my first drunken experience. I'd probably only get purposely trashed again only to play Guitar Hero on Expert again! >8P

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